A humorous person can always bring a sense of comfort to the other party when chatting. Appropriate humor when chatting with a girl can also arouse her desire to chat and make her more active when chatting. The girl is interested What are the humorous topics?

The following brings you 50 humorous topics for chatting with girls. , keep it for later use.

1. I think you are too narcissistic. To be honest, if you look like you, you can only win the top three in beauty pageants.

2. Do you have a boyfriend? If not, do you want to have one? If you do, do you want to get another one? If not, do you mind having one more.

　3. You are the cutest. I didn’t have time to think about it when I said it, but after thinking about it, I still said it.

4. In my eyes, you are very beautiful, from eyelashes to dandruff, you are so beautiful.

5. Would you like to experience the feeling of not being single with me? I have been proud for more than ten years and I get scared when I see you.

6. I want to sublimate our pure revolutionary feelings.

7. I found out that you are a photo scammer because you look much better in person than in the photos.

8. Is your blood type square? Otherwise, why do you look so straight?

9. Why do you always chat with me? Do you like me? If not, I'll think of another way.

　10. The world is like a giant claw machine. I am standing next to the window and I just want you.

11. I find that you are not suitable for dating, but for marriage.

12. You look so cute when you eat. Have you practiced?

13. Why are you so vulgar? You always post selfies. I watched them several times and my hands were all numb. Sour.

14. You are my warm gloves, cold beer, shirt with the smell of sunshine, and my dream day after day.

15. I want to see spring, summer, autumn and winter with you, stop on the moss-covered stone steps and the paths that have just rained, and see everything in the world, so I’ll get a cat. Cat It's yours and I'm yours too.

16. Every time I miss you, there is one more star in the sky, and thus, the Milky Way is born.

17. My arms are only open to you, and I will only let you stop in this life.

18. I love three things in this world: the sun, the moon and you. The sun is day, the moon is night, and you are my forever.

19. I like the flowers in spring, the trees in summer, the dusk in autumn, the snow in winter and you every day

20. The reunion is too short and I can’t wait for the tea to cool. If you Stop, I will accompany you through the wind and frost.

21. Male:I want to go somewhere.

Female: Where do you want to go?

Male: I want to go to your heart, is it allowed?

22. Man: I’m sick.

Female: Weren’t you okay when you called me just now? Why are you sick?

Male: I lose my resistance as soon as I see you.

23. Man: Is something burnt?

Woman: No, I don’t smell anything burning.

Male: My heart is burning passionately for you.

24. Male: What color do you like?

Female: There are many... I like blue, green and pink. How about you?

Male: You are beautiful. color.

25. Male: I almost faint every time I see you recently

Female: Why?

Male: Because I am fascinated by you< /p>

26. Male: I forgot to bring my brain with me today

Female: Because all I can think about is you

Male: It’s too heavy to carry.

27. If I don’t accompany you in the first half of your life, then let me accompany you in the second half of your life.

28. I don’t have any other ideas, I just want to love you so stupidly.

29. I can’t live without you in my world. I don’t care what happens in the future.

　30. I don’t like this world, but I like you. The world with you is what I like.

31. I have nothing to do, I just want to hear your voice.

　32. Hold hands with me, even if you close your eyes and walk, you will not get lost in the dark.

33. In fact, I am very carefree. I like that you are different every day.

34. You are my present and your future.

35. Male: Do you know the difference between you and a bear?

Female: I don’t know.

Male: The bear lives in the cave, but you live in my heart.

36. Male: Hey! Give me your hand

Female: What are you doing?

Male: I want to feel my future girlfriend’s hand

37. Either you die or I die today

You are so cute

I love you so much

38. People are always greedy

At first I just wanted to talk to you

In the end I wanted to take you for myself< /p>

39. The so-called liking

means that others worry aboutI am worried that you will get fat

But I am worried that you are not full

40. The trees are here, the mountains are here, the earth is here, the years are here, and I am here, how do you want a better world? ?

　41. I want to kiss you now. Under normal circumstances, if you love me, your heart will speed up, your limbs will be weak, your whole body will feel hot, and your head will feel dizzy. If you don’t love me, you will Think I'm vulgar.

42. May you have endless amounts of wine in your dreams, and may you be able to finish your life drunk when you wake up.

43. You have to take good care of your black hair, picky stomach and smiling eyes.

44. No matter how beautiful the spring breeze is, it cannot compare to your smile. People who have never seen you will not understand.

45. Man: Can you do me a favor?

Woman: What?

Man: I bought a handful of roses, please help me. Keep it for a few days.

46. I usually don’t curse. If you insist on scolding me, I can only say “I love you”.

47. When I have you, you are my whole world. When I am not with you, my whole world is you.

48. You are still young, so I really can’t bear to let you be with me.

49. If you are willing, I will always like you. If you are not willing, then I will have a crush on you. What do you think of this?

50. Let our How about taking one step closer to revolutionary friendship.

51. Life without you seems to have no meaning. A pack of cigarettes, a glass of wine, and continue to live like a zombie.

52. After meeting you, I discovered that I can give so willingly.

53. Whether you care about me or not, I still care about you.

We will spend the next life together in 54. If you had not come to me, then I would never grow old.

55. If you are scared, then I am scared too. I have never mentioned anything about myself. To be honest, I am scared of everything about you.